Reading the title you may thing “What is she talking about?” Well you are completely right to think that. But keep reading if you really want to know about a fun-filled day.
I was walking along the side of the road with my friend and I just happened to stumble upon a cute little newt. I picked him up and realized he was bleeding but it looked like his leg was going to fall off so I thought that was the problem. We continued walking and I went to move the newt and realized his entire stomach was cut open and his entrails were falling out. Poor little thing must have gotten hit by a car. I would hate to go through the pain and agony of being such a little thing and getting hit by a car and having all my organs falling out as i continue to try and push myself along. Anyway, I digress. So I decided I was going to perform surgery on him. I was going to take a needle and thread when we got back to my friends house and sew him back together.
We continued to walk and I was thinking about my little newt friend and I realized that it would probably get infected, plus sewing him up would really hurt him. As I thought about it I realized that if I was a newt and I was dying the way he was I would want to be left alone at a nice little place near a stream. Needless to say I left him there.
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, my keyboard on my laptop broke so I had to get a new keyboard. I will continue to try and post consistently but I don’t know if I will succeed.
Eating: Mac ‘N Cheese
Drinking: Dr. Pepper
Watching: Land of the Lost